"I knew someone who didn't like Titanic because, 'They told you at the beginning that the boat sinks.'"

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"I showed him The Thing and didn’t hear a peep out of him when people were getting mutilated by the monster. However, during the scene when MacReady comes back in from being outside and is visibly freezing, my friend had his knees up to his chest and kept going, 'Look at him! He’s so f***ing cold!'"