"When I looked back, I saw my aunt holding a chunk of the groom’s mom’s hair and the groom’s mom holding a handful of bloody duct tape."

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"They started rolling on the floor, throwing punches while my aunt’s bleeding boobs flopped all over the place. I just stood there watching as the bouncers dragged both bleeding women out of the bar, while my cousin still had her tongue down the woman’s throat, and the man was kissing her neck. Being the designated driver sucks sometimes."

"I stepped out to smoke a cig and immediately saw the bridesmaid on top of the groom. I didn’t really know what to do, so I called the woman I was casually seeing at the time, who worked with all of us and went to high school with the bride. I told her what I saw, and she said she’d handle it discreetly. It was not discreet. The bride beat the hell out of the bridesmaid in the kitchen at work the next day. Like, smacking her head off the tile floor. Then she turned around and punched the groom in the throat."

"Such a dumb gesture. Guy probably got the 'dad cleaning the gun routine' while dating the bride or something. Some people are just fucking unhinged and maladjusted adults."

"As an ex-dancer with plenty of dancer friends, this is the most realistic story I’ve read out of the bunch, lol."

"They're going to grow old together and be the biggest freaks in the nursing home."

"She proceeded to bend him over the armchair, his ass facing the crowd in his boxers, and then legitimately took both hands and RIPPED his boxers right in half. Gooch out and everything. It was chaos. We erupted in laughter, throwing every crumpled dollar bill we had left at his pink butt cheeks. He was a champ about it. He got a T-shirt at the end, saying he got his ass kicked by a stripper. He told his now-wife about it, and she cracked up. They are still married and have a beautiful family. He’s going to officiate my wedding this year."

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