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34 People Who Went Online And Accidentally Revealed That They're The Dumbest Person Alive
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I don't understand how someone can think 120 minutes is the same thing as an hour and 20 minutes. I'm a Senior Staff Writer who writes a wide range of topics, spanning from people's real-life drama to pop culture to funny things I find on the internet. "I was just about to check FB Marketplace for a Sony Lens after some Reddit scrolling. Nevermind. Unfortunate situation, luckily it's caught on camera. A few hundred dollars isn't worth dying over." "Dye = a natural or synthetic substance used to add a color to or change the color of something. Learning the meaning of words before posting isn't difficult. Dieing means to die. As in death or not alive. Additionally, never mind is two words, not one." Post:“Did you know: mammals cannot be green.” Reply by user 1:“Kermit would like a word” Reply by user 2:“Kermit is not a mammal” Reply by user 1:“Lmao of course he’s a mammal his surname is literally ‘the frog’” “The president, and the president alone, has the authority to decide how to allocate funding. Nobody has the right to review or pass judgement on his actions.” Comment 1:“18th century but whatever lol...im from the 19th...” Reply by user 1:“.... I highly doubt you are over 126 years old” Reply by user 2:“was still born before 2000 and definitely not 1809 so what period was i born in again cause it wasnt 20th century or 18th...goofball” Reply by user 1:“being born between 1901 and 2000 means you were born in the 20th century.we are currently in the 21st century .... goofball” Reply by user 2:“I was still born in the 1900 jackass” Reply by user 1:“................ the 1900s are 20th century......How many time will I have to tell you before you check how centuries work ?” “Ladies, it finally happened. I just had a mansplaining so epic it will never be topped. I just had a man ask me why I chose to be a widow. I said "I'm sorry, but that's not something you choose." He said "You just need to open your heart and let someone love you instead of choosing to stay a widow". I said "What do you think widow means exactly?" This man said "A widow is when a woman gives up on dating and stays alone for the rest of her life." I said "That is not what that means". HE SAID...” Comment by user 1:“Poor thing. I'm not eating beef anymore.” Reply by user 1:“The only problem is... beef is in all of my favorite foods (Spaghetti bolognese, hot dogs, hamburgers etc..) so now I don't know what to even eat, lol.” Reply by user 3:“HAMburgers aren’t beef. Neither is hotdogs. They’re pig” Post: "Spanish is a LANGUAGE 🥴🥴🥴🥴 people aren't Spanish 😭🥴" “There’s no thing as 'Rabies', it’s never been proven to exist. Rabid animals are usually starving and in a highly stressed state. I’d wash my wound with CLO2 and not worry about it.” “How about just don’t cheat on your spouse and then they won’t divorce you over infidelity” “Cheating makes marriages stronger, sexual frustration ruins them.” “Proof that airplanes aren't real. We don't have that kind of technology as humans, it's impossible to fly in the air. Throw a feather into the air and it comes down. No way thousands of pounds of metal is able to fly. When you book a flight it's using demonic technology, using demon energy to transport you to your destination. The "X-rays" at tsa transmit signals to your brain to convince you that this demonic technology is actually human technology. I will never fly in a "airplane" the airplanes you think you see are holograms using the same demonic technology. Even if we could somehow fly using non demonic human technology the government wouldn't let us , because it would prove the earth is flat” “The Sun hasn't been invented yet. No we can't make something like that happen. Yes you can pretend you have a formula for what compounds you need, but nothing does what the Sun is said to do. We need something that can have other objects move around it and off the ground going around it. Plus we need it also happening without power leading into it, like an electric powering up to it, etc. All that has to be operating off world and in a vacuum known as space. Very tricky to prove that's what this is that people say it is. Proving is done using experimentation and that's not proven in any way shape or form.” "Why can’t you give a baby under a year honey?" Comment 1:“Am I the only one thinking that honey has to be some sort of like golden formula that you should give your babies as much as possible if the government is trying so hard to push against it? 🤔” Reply (Author):“I was actually thinking kinda the same. I don’t trust the WHO or FDA” Comment 2:“I gave my boys honey before the age of 1. I do not nor will never trust anything that the FDA, WHO, or