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28 Of The Worst, Woooooorst, W-O-R-S-T Weddings Of All Time, Full Stop
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"The mother of the groom wore head to toe black, including a veil, and sobbed through the entire wedding and reception. No, they are not still together." I'm a New York City-based Staff Writer who enjoys covering lifestyle, relationships, and women's content. "I caught a ride with one of the last guests and was dropped at the place we'd been renting together in town. He wasn't there. With no car and still unable to reach him, I spent my wedding night alone. The next day, he showed up like it was no big deal that he flaked on me, saying that since I was having fun by myself, he thought that that was the way I wanted it. WTF!? Later, he admitted that he spent the night in a tent with his lady best friend, but denies that anything happened. Yeah, right." "The groomsmen and bridesmaids came out first, hastily, all in a single file line. Then the bride showed up with her (divorced) dad at the doors while the groom was still standing there with his mom; we all kind of heard a whisper of arguing, and then all four of them came walking down together in a sort of group. The bride was trailing behind the other three because her dress train needed the room. No one fluffed it out for her, so it was all twisted and dragging behind her. She looked like she had been crying. Their wedding song was an instrumental version of 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn.' Tacoma, Washington. They have three kids now." "The van to take people to town was only once every two hours. Of course, almost no one wanted the first one because it was right after her dinner started. By the time it came back, more people than could fit on wanted to go. This continued until about 3 a.m., when people could finally get back to town. For those who stayed overnight, there was a single pour-over coffee device in the morning. One cup every five minutes. This was for roughly 30 people. Breakfast was only enough for about 10 people. No, they are not still together." "The parents of the groom and the groom's brother left halfway through the wedding to get food from a local burrito stand for themselves. Brought it back to the venue and ate their food in front of everyone. So we flew to Hawaii to be slightly buzzed/sobering up and staring at people who fed only themselves. The couple then had 'hometown' wedding ceremonies in every city they were from or had lived in. They had like four or five total, I swear to you." Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.