"Asked me if he could rent my couch for £500 a month..."

"When asked why he was being evicted, it was obvious he had overstayed his welcome. He told the family he was staying with that it would be ‘two weeks, tops’, and six months later they kept changing the locks on him, and he kept crawling through the windows to get back in."

"She ended up showing up an hour and a half late because she needed a ride from her roommate, as she had broken her leg the week before. I was totally understanding of the situation. Her roommate ended up staying for the date. He was clearly in love with her, and his attitude towards me was very unwelcoming. She proceeded to get completely drunk, leaving me with her roommate so she could go talk to her friends. It was all very strange."

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