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30 "I Had Sex With A Famous Person" Stories That Are Sooooo Juicy And 100% Real, Real, Real
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Note: Some submissions were pulled from this Reddit thread by user u/ChiefsHat and this thread by user u/yes-i-really-did-it. Disclaimer: We can't confirm 100% of these stories, but some of these people are supposedly speaking from their own experiences of having sexual experiences with celebrities. "I liked him, but I couldn’t hand over my financial security for a guy I barely knew. I tried to slow things down, and he took it super personally. Then he wrote a song about me (which made me sound like a jerk), and it played on the radio constantly for the next few months. I know he wrote it about me because he left me a voicemail of him recording it in the studio." "He stormed out once when I didn't want to, you know, become the mother of his children. After that, I stopped responding to him, and he ended up low-key stalking me for a couple of months when he was in town. The last I heard from him was him contacting me on social media that he had just shown up at my apartment, and an older man answered the door (I had moved). The last thing he messaged me after I told him I had moved and had a boyfriend now, so I wasn't available to hook up, was that I should be the mother of his children, and instead of being with my boyfriend, I should be getting my pussy eaten by him right now. I thought it was a fitting end to our tryst and closed that social media account to avoid him." "I ended up texting the actress out of the blue, and we got to chatting and kind of hit it off. We finally grab that drink one weekend and end up back at her place. Turns out she had a long-term boyfriend, but that they had an 'agreement.' There was a mutual ghosting after that. Nothing exciting happened, but the one night was really fun, definitely one of those 'no one will ever believe you' stories." "She was living in a shared house, so the living room was a communal space and all her personal stuff was in her bedroom. She didn't expect to take him back, so she didn't 'sanitize' it beforehand (and by 'sanitize,' I mean literally take his poster off her wall). She had to do the whole, 'Errr...just wait here for a few minutes whilst I get things ready!' then rushed around doing things like flipping her mousepad over so he wouldn't see his face on it. It all went well, and they were together for a little while before deciding just to be friends (they're still good friends)." "I was a little shocked later on to find out that she was married at the time. She seemed to be acting like a single woman out of town, and up for a night of fun." "The couple of times I visited her in her country, we spent most of our time in the hotel or in places where her privacy could be guaranteed. Eventually, she just quietly withdrew from the public eye and moved to my country. We've been married for seven years now, and I'm constantly on the lookout for signs that her talents got passed on to either or both of our kids. Honestly, I expected us to fall apart, so this was a happy surprise. None of my friends or family thought it would last because she's Chinese and I'm Canadian. My Mandarin was functional at the time, and so was her English, so we communicated through a hybrid of Chinese, English, and Google Translate. My Mandarin has improved a lot because of her, and her English has improved because of our kids." "As his bestie (and occasional FWB when we are in the same city), I can bust his balls and tell him about himself in a way he would never be able to handle from a romantic partner. Far superior, I’d say." "The whole thing sounded wildly creepy to me. It’s not hard to imagine how they started viewing women as nothing more than objects in situations like that." Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.