"She kinda forgot to tell me she was married. Her husband showed up at the restaurant I was working at, looking for me."

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"He agreed, and we proceeded to have a perfectly normal conversation. Then he called back a few hours later, hysterically sobbing and screaming that he knew he would be too much for me, and I can’t handle him, and I’m going to leave him. At this point, I’m sufficiently freaked out and pull the plug. I thought that was the end of it, but guess what? He called again SIX MONTHS LATER as if nothing had happened, and told me he’s moving to Queens, and maybe we should try again, as if the distance of him being in Brooklyn was the problem." 

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