“Before I could even say hello, she spent 15 minutes rearranging the table, the candles, and even my drink to get the ’perfect’ photo for her story. She then spent the next 10 minutes editing it in total silence.”

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"I mean, the main point of hotels is that anybody can get a room anywhere."

"I stumbled through the rest of the conversation and eventually managed to extricate myself. I didn't message him again for another date. Well, I ran into him a few years later at a different sub shop in the same franchise. I decided I was going to be breezy and just order, but the first thing he says is, 'I have Girlfriend now.' Bro, you capitalized that verbally, and I'm just here for a veggie sub on nine-grain wheat. Tell Mother she should use a body pillow."

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