“How Volodymyr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.”

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(For context, this is referring to Trump's appearance on 60 Minutes, after shots were fired at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Reporter Norah O'Donnell reads the suspected shooter's manifesto, which read, "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes." Trump wasn't happy about this and responded, "Well, I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would, because you're horrible people. Horrible people." To which O'Donnell then said, "Oh, you think he was referring to you?"