Reading this is the coziest and happiest I’ve felt all week.

today’s walk with lemon blueberry and birthday cake ice cream scoops and lots of tulips 🍨🌷 pic.twitter.com/gRStW8bCxX

In a backyard paradise adorned with rustic hedges and leafy vegetation, three adorable ducks happily roam around. A true cottage delight. pic.twitter.com/7XWzbdOOAP

I’m at the doctors and an elderly couple come in so I get up to give them my seat so they can sit together, and she goes “thank you, sorry I’m old and decrepit” and her husband immediately goes “AND gorgeous” omg

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today pic.twitter.com/TWFMj4Hs32

one day I will be too old to wear a butter yellow silk slip dress to stroll through a charming historic neighborhood with my $7 iced lavender latte to retrieve a small jar of raw sourwood honey. today is not that day.

A dream birthday cake pic.twitter.com/uoRfqRavWq

any time a fly was around he would say it was clarence, a fly he met in vietnam. i truly didn't think about it until i was 19, i was like 'yeah this fly clarence followed my dad around his whole life' and someone was like, 'flies only live for like 48 hours.' https://t.co/b7b0Hh6baH

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.

My girlfriend got drunk last night and texted me this😂 pic.twitter.com/NGddMKadhL

Handmade crochet world in a glass aquarium… I can’t stop staring🥰 pic.twitter.com/nFCPRSNVhO

Good morning. pic.twitter.com/dykEHnWOak

I went to my aunts funeral yesterday. It was a really lovely service. 10 minutes in a voice says “fucking hell V we’re at the  wrong fucking funeral”, in a broad Yorkshire accent. It really made me laugh and it would have made my aunt laugh too.

so called “free thinkers” when new Elevated Surfaces Next To Dad appear pic.twitter.com/BjNPdJyZ6d

Note I gave to my mom when I was 4 years old and she was in a bad mood now framed in the kitchen pic.twitter.com/rgwbaZDP0Q

woman at the coffee shop was looking at their artisanal ethiopian beans and asking v pedantic Qs about sourcing, flavour profile. then got on the phone w her husband to explain it, put her hand over the receiver and said "he's coming in. i'm so sorry but he has to come in."

Him: you better not be mischievous mouse plate when i get homeMe: pic.twitter.com/2imcMr5bEw