“In the end, the maid of honor took her into the bathroom and gave her oral for over an hour.”

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"Not my story, but I heard about it. The groom had a “last hurrah” and hooked up with a stripper. He ended up contracting an STD but didn’t realize it at first. Eventually, he developed serious complications that reportedly left him unable to have children. His bride-to-be had always wanted kids, so she ended things with him. Apparently, he tried blaming it on the COVID-19 vaccine instead. To make things even worse, one of his friend’s semi-famous cousins tweeted about the situation, and people online quickly figured out who it was about."

"Then the groom took them upstairs while the younger brothers went outside. My ex went out to check on them and found them standing on a hill next to the cabin, watching their older brother hook up with the women through the window."

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