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As a Senior Writer and Content Creator for BuzzFeed and Tasty, I specialize in lifestyle reporting, viral human-interest stories, and travel/food media.

It was drawn by a 6-year-old who apparently forgot to add a second arm to a couple of people.

A brown purse or bag is right by their leg.

They are kissing a trophy with a golf ball design on the top.

It was a gift card, personally wrapped, for a fellow student.

It is just a badly-colored and badly-shaped toilet rug.

You're seeing the back of someone's shoulder and arm!

What a design for a massage chair, amirite?