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14 Jaw-Dropping Conspiracy Theories That People Will Defend To No End
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“They were playing the long game but I can’t prove it.” As a full-time writer at BuzzFeed Canada, I cover all things pop culture and food. "Stupid cute and too stupid to live on their own. Yeah, that sounds like something humans would create." "Planned obsolescence. Big companies realized that if things lasted forever, they couldn't make as much money." "What’s so sad about this is that this could theoretically be what sets us free and makes our lives easier, gives us more time back. But end stage capitalism will just use it to starve us out." "They repeat the plot of the movie throughout; the reason being that we are mostly on our phones and not paying attention. Dialogues include the plot and repeating what has already transpired so that we don’t have to pause and/or rewind." *Editors note: This has also been confirmed by none other than MATT DAMON!* "YES yes yes it sounds crazy but why does every good show feature a secret bunker??" "Yeah, we will never know for sure now (unless time travel somehow becomes a thing, maybe) but this one is the Occam's Razor answer to me. Least number of things left unexplained, most plausible cover up (most seem to have too many moving parts and too many less plausible motivations). Lots of things add up here that don't for other explanations." Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.