“Beard longer than their employment history.”

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Beard longer than their employment history.

Don't Tread on Me sticker (they actually love it).

Constantly bringing up Jesus and his hatred for immigrants. 

Knows every UFC fight card but not their times tables. 

Has more money in crypto than in the bank. 

Wraparound sunglasses on the back of their head. 

"I'll go even further and say that anyone who wants to homeschool their children should pass numerous tests and obtain proper certification in order to do so."

"1. Absurdly lifted pickup trucks. 2. Bumper stickers with references to guns and trucks. 3. Flagpole in front yard. 4. Wearing shirts or caps with USA flags. 5. Displaying thin blue line flags. 6. Proudly walking their pit bulls. 7. Cussing at their children in public."