I like to write about spooky stuff, including *EEK* politics, as well as various lifestyle and pop culture topics.

"I joined this subreddit to share this."

"This is the next best thing from toe socks."—u/flipside438

"They can just slide that back into the back of that storage building."—u/txkwatch

"I don't think that's a cake topper, looks more like a bottom..."—@CournoyerG

"Is that what they're calling it these days?"—u/IrelandAutism13

"Thought this belonged here: Fly Harness."

"It says the mileage is 0, but it’s definitely had some usage."—u/Impossible_Month1718

"Holy shit, just what I was looking for!!"

"I can see some butterfly dust mixed in from here. Nice try, scammer."—u/carrynarcan

"'I wouldn’t call it writer’s block…more of a hibernation.'"—@LittleBigRing

"'Charming,' 'drenched.' So much to unpack in so little text."—u/Practical_Web_9605

"The blood of its enemies."—u/Euphoric-Rice-3830

"I wish I didn't know about this."—@NJMomforinpers1

"Putin deez nutz in ya mouth."—[deleted]

"'Don't worry, I'm not wasting precious gloves. I reuse the same one.'"—u/MorbidRealities

"Coke spilled, alright. Right out of their asshole."—u/Honda_TypeR

"Yeah, but like the experience of watching this guy hot-glue your remotes together is worth the ten dollars."—u/camerasoftwhere

"When it’s time to bury my ex... 🤡🤡"—u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527

"Really needs a lighted, rotating disco ball at the top."—u/classless_classic

"That would get in the way of kicking legs."—u/andrewbud420

"What am I looking at? Where's the face?"

"Yeah, that’ll help sell the wig."—u/McTrip

"Gonna aura farm at a funeral in this."—@obviousmoonman

"Hank Hill Propane Tank Yard Art – Approx. 4’ Tall x 1’ Wide ($75)."

"'Goddamnit, Bobby, is this avail-a-bull?'"—@FL0RlDAB0Y

"I couldn't stop laughing at this description."

"'No screaming included.' Damn, and I was actually thinking I'd buy it until that last part. I mean, there are ways to DIY it, but I don't know. I think I'll just get a brand new one."—u/cursed_sporecreation

“'Don’t try to lowball me. I know what I’ve got.'”—@thomasemills

"I want to be buried in these."—u/Normal-Top-1985

"Someone would have to pay ME to keep that creepy thing in my house."—u/rpgnymhush

"When your toddler decides to pickle Elmo, and you're like, 'That's art!'"—u/J_Jeckel

"Where it belongs. Whiny boy."—u/Snap-Pop-Nap

"Why would someone give this away? 🤯"—u/Consistent-Let-549

"Forgive them, for they know not what they do."—u/WhineyLobster

"Girl, the VIBRATOR on the headboard. 🤮"—u/Stimpy_LP

"Vintage Pfizer Viagra promotional watch ($80)."

"So that's what they mean by doing hard time."—@LancePowers20

"Thought it was the devil at first."—u/falconx123

"'I am the one who jams' ahh."—u/NaeruNai

"Fucker got what was coming to him. I can finally take the deadbolt off my daughter's closet."—@NeedsBourbon

"Honey, what’s wrong? You’ve barely sat on your jouch today."—u/Afraid_Platform2260

"Why would you want your kid training to pee in anything's mouth?"—u/mledonne

"Yeah, I train my kids to go straight for the eyes." —u/PSK666

"Beautiful brass frog door knocker ($25)."

"'Beautiful' is not the word I'd use. But it is interesting."—u/villentretenmerth88

"Pre-pandemic air is probably as potent as an SSRI at this point. I'll take it!"—u/slatervision

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