The chances that you’ve passed by someone on the street who once made ramen, braided it, and bit through it to pretend they were a mouse chewing through powerlines are low, but never zero.

I'm a Costa Rican-American writer covering all the impolite dinner party topics — religion, politics, witches, identity, Da Pope, and the internet.

FYI, Ashley (the CPAP baddie) told BuzzFeed that she got the idea for CPAP heatless curls from @kayla_fawcett.