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He added, "She convinced me to take a shower after, you know, shitting the bed. You know where all you want to do is be in bed? But I got myself in the shower, I cleaned off, and then she was on the phone with the doctor, and she saw me.

I could count on one hand how many times she's had a judgmental approach to something that I was doing. But I saw her watch me get into bed, back into bed, into the same bed, onto my side. I was avoiding the spot, but I was still getting back into my filth. And she looked at me, and she said, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'I'm just getting back into bed.' And she said, 'Don't. Don't do that. Don't. Go on my side.'"

In his 2023 book Yearbook, Seth Rogen recalled a bizarre five-hour meeting he and Judd Apatow had with Tom Cruise in 2006, when Tom was exploring comedy. During the meeting, Tom brought up his infamous Oprah interview.

He allegedly told them, "Well, yeah, they're making it seem like I'm losing my mind. There's a coordinated effort to make it appear that way. [Seth asked, 'Who would do that?'] The pharmaceutical industry. Because my exposure of their fraud has cost them SO much money that they're desperate. They're scrambling, and they're doing everything they can to discredit me so I won't hurt sales anymore. ... They edited it to make it look so much worse than it was."

Charles: "Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!"

Camilla [laughing]: "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? [Both laugh]. Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."

Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! [Laughs]"

Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! [Laughs] Oh, what a wonderful idea."

Charles: "My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down."

Charles: "Until the next one comes through."

Camilla: "Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box."

Camilla: "A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going."

Camilla: "Repeating yourself … [Laughing]. Oh, darling, oh, I just want you now."

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