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"An officer responded to the alarm triggered by the clerk. 

'We got an alarm here. What happened?' the officer asked. 

'Tim and Tom came in and robbed the store,' the clerk replied. 

'How do you know it was these guys?' the officer asked. 

'They're 6'4" twins who come in every day. I know their faces and voices.' 

As for the car, a 9-1-1 operator answered another call: 

'I was watching TV when two guys parked a car in front of my house. One of them got out with what looked like a bottle of Windex and cleaned all the door handles and the areas around the doors. Then he opened the door, and the other guy took the stuff and cleaned the inside. After that, they ran off up the street.' 

The dispatcher asked, 'Can you describe the two individuals?' 

The neighbour replied, 'Well, it was Tim and Tom, the twins who live up the street from me. They're about 6'4", and they're twins.'"

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.