"People assume I'm a senile, stupid, demented child just because I have white hair and wrinkles."

I'm a Staff Writer for BuzzFeed, often covering topics like '90s–'00s nostalgia, relationships, food, history, celeb culture, and anything else the internet is buzzing about.

"In my youth, I can remember wishing the people in charge would retire so my generation could lead. That’s pretty universal — 'move over, it’s our turn.' But wanting them to die is a new low. Grim."

"It’s so dumb to slap a label on a generation. Do I know any geezers that go around complaining that young people don’t want to work anymore or young people are too sensitive? No, I don't, but if I did, I would tell them to shut the eff up."

"I called HR that afternoon and the woman who arranged the training said, 'Say no more — they won’t be back. Sorry about that mess.'"

"'I wasn't asking you to 'do' me. That would be sexual harassment.'"

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.