“The perfect example of how you can write 700 pages of sex scenes and still not describe a single ounce of chemistry. One of the unsexiest books I’ve ever read.”

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Description: As an Ordinary, Paedyn Gray is supposed to be banished, but she poses as a Psychic in broad daylight. However, after saving a prince, she must compete against powerful rivals in the Purging Trials.

Description: An aging Old Hollywood icon gives a young reporter an unprecedented look into the truth behind her infamous seven marriages.

Get The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Mika Moon just pretends to be a witch on the internet, but when three young witches summon her to Nowhere House to teach them, she answers their call.

Get The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: After Feyre, a young hunter, kills a wolf, Tamlin, a faerie, drags her to his legendary homeland, demanding payback. However, Feyre discovers an ancient danger threatening this world.

Description: Bryce Quinlan teams up with a Fallen angel to hunt down the demon who murdered her friends.

Get House of Earth and Blood, the first book in the series, on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Robin Swift, a Chinese boy who grew up in England, prepared his entire life to study at Babel, the elite Oxford department where students use magic to uncover what's been lost in translation. However, Babel is a tool of colonialization for the British, and when the country starts an unjust war with China, Robin must make a choice.

Description: Violet Sorrengail, the "fragile" daughter of the commanding general, is forced to attend Basgiath War College, where students strive to become dragon riders.

Description: The Things We Leave Unfinished follows Georgia Stanton, a young divorcée who returns to her late great-grandmother's estate after losing everything, and Noah Harrison, the hotshot author who's determined to complete her great-grandmother's unfinished novel.

In The Last Letter, a soldier who's been killed in action leaves a final letter for his best friend, imploring him to leave the army and go help his sister, who's a single mother of twins.

Get The Things We Leave Unfinished on Amazon or Bookshop.

Get The Last Letter on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Sisters Scarlett and Tella escape their small island to attend the glamorous, magical event known as Caraval. But when Tella is kidnapped by the mysterious man in charge, Scarlett must find her before Caraval ends or risk losing her forever.

Description: A young live-in house cleaner uncovers the complicated secrets of the rich family she works for, but she has a hidden past of her own.

Get The Housemaid on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Despite hating Stacey Rhodes, Kade Mitchell is obsessed with her. When he's granted a brief respite from life in the underworld, he decides to claim her as his own.

Get Insatiable, the first book in the trilogy, on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Magicians Celia and Marco have trained their entire lives for a place in Le Cirque des Rêve. They're put head-to-head, but only the winner will make it out alive.

Get The Night Circus on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: 300 years ago, Addie LaRue made a Faustian deal that granted her eternal life, but there's a caveat — no one will ever remember her. However, everything changes when she meets a man who can remember her.

Get The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Six close-knit Classics students and their professor fall down a dangerous path that leads to murder.

Get The Secret History on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Glyndon King should stay away from Killian Carson, a psychopathic student from her rival school. She sees him for exactly the monster he is — and she still wants him.

Get God of Malice, the first book in the series, on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: In a world where animal meat has become poisonous, Marcos works at a processing plant for human meat. When he's given a live specimen, he slowly starts to understand her humanity.

Get Tender is the Flesh on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: In 1969, Kya Clark, the mysterious "Marsh Girl," is suspected of murdering Chase Andrews. 

Get Where the Crawdads Sing on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Hardworking Lily falls in love with anti-relationships Ryle, but what they have is threatened when her first love, Atlas, reenters her life.

It Ends With Us is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: After Fallon spends her last day in LA with aspiring writer Ben, they continue meeting up on the same day annually. However, she discovers that he may have been lying to her all along.

November 9 is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

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Description: A conservative college dropout-turned-wealthy tradwife influencer suddenly wakes up in 1855.

Yesteryear is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Every century, a magical island appears so that six rulers can play a game that offers them the chance to break the curses plaguing their realms. Isla Crown seeks to break the curse that kills anyone she and her people fall in love with.

Lightlark is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Adeline falls in love with the stalker terrorizing her late grandma's mansion.

Haunting Adeline is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: After alchemist Saeris Fane is caught stealing, she accidentally opens a doorway to the land of the Fae.

Quicksilver is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Assassin Raeve is captured by Fae, but dragon rider Kaan Vaegor is out to save her.

When the Moon Hatched is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: A woman's abusive father sells her to a mafia family to pay his debts. Trapped in their penthouse, she gives into her darkest desires.

Den of Vipers is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: A sorority president who survived an attack on her sisters and a woman with a missing friend set out to find the serial killer who took the lives of their loved ones.

Bright Young Women is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: A serial killer starts killing for a woman.

Under Your Scars is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

"I love toxicity, but you cannot convince me that this couple keeps getting back together and breaking each other's hearts when there is nothing between them except for the fact that they are ice dancing partners and childhood lovers. There were talks of passion and all this sexual tension during their performances, but Heath said like five words off the ice and seemed to just chase after her dreams like a lost puppy. Rant over. 😂"

Description: Pair skaters Katarina Shaw and Heath Rocha’s partnership ended after a disastrous Olympic incident. However, following the release of an unauthorized documentary a decade later, Katarina decides to finally tell her side of the story.

The Favorites is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

"The Cruel Prince by Holly Black is absolutely not worth the hype. The things that make the titular prince 'cruel' are petty, middle school BS."

Description: Jude wants nothing more than to belong in the High Court of Faerie, but she must challenge cruel Prince Cardan to do so.

The Cruel Prince is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: A woman becomes entangled with the Lords, a college secret society comprised of the world's most powerful men.

The Ritual is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

"I pushed through the series because everyone said how amazing it was and that I would sob. I can tell you not one tear was shed."

Description: Cecelia Horner makes a temporary move to Triple Falls to work at her father's factory and earn her inheritance, but she becomes romantically involved with her supervisor and his dark, secretive world.

Flock is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

"Like, we get it, you like to read books and dress alternative. That doesn't make you better than any other teenage girl. You aren't special for not being a cheerleader. Not to mention the book blatantly glamorizes cheating. I just thought it sucked. Sorry that was long; I just really reeeaalllyyy hated this book."

Description: Former best friends Autumn and Finn have grown apart, but in August, something happens that changes everything.

If He Had Been With Me is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: Rival journalists Iris Winnow and Roman Kitt form an unexpected connection through letters that Iris sends to her missing brother and Roman's magical, anonymous replies.

Divine Rivals is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

Description: A trauma nurse is stalked by the sexy masked man she follows online. 

Lights Out is available on Amazon or Bookshop.

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