I think about the Dave Matthews Band’s tour bus dumping human excrement on a boat of unsuspecting tourists at least once a month.

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Lohan later said of the video, "I read the situation wrong. I've learned from it. And that's all I have to say."

The lawsuit was settled, and Lowe did community service. Also, we'll note that in Georgia, where this took place, the age of consent was then 14. (It was raised to 16 in 1995.)

Mally was also too young to be apart from his mother, though Justin was gifted the monkey by a family friend, so we can't really blame him for that one.

"That's my son's business. It's not the public's business," Jones said of her son's father's identity.

This was a pretty big shift from West's previous paparazzi strategy, which involved him hiding in some bushes to escape photographers in one of the funniest pap photos I've ever seen.

Afterward, Witherspoon released a statement reading, "I clearly had one drink too many, and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said... It was definitely a scary situation, and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. The words I used that night definitely do not reflect who I am. I have nothing but respect for the police, and I’m very sorry for my behavior."

Apparently, people cheered and came to watch during the interaction. Also, Bieber posted a photo of Kerr in a bikini on Instagram after the altercation, though he deleted it.