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"WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE ROOF?!": 19 Wild "Don't Tell Mom" Stories That Are Peak Fatherhood
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“When she left, my father took us ’impulse shopping’ at the grocery store, and we would live for the week on whatever my dad, my brother, and I picked out. I remember subsisting on liverwurst and gummy bears one week.” Angelica Martinez is the Latine Editorial Lead at BuzzFeed and covers a little bit of everything, from quizzes and true crime to celebrities and pop culture. Note: Submissions have also been sourced from this and this similar thread. Dad: 'Does your mom know you have this?' He played with us for a while, told us not to tell mom, and to this day, we've all kept our secret." Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.