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I'm a Costa Rican-American writer covering all the impolite dinner party topics — religion, politics, witches, identity, Da Pope, and the internet.

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—Anonymous, 37, Female, New York City, New York

—Anonymous, 33, Female, Washington, D.C.

—Anonymous, 39, Female, Bolingbrook, Illinois